stoopid-girl:


dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you
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darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

Too bad we go off of a LUNAR calendar. Not menstrual. Fun fact but not entirely accurate.

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sherlocksmyth:

"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."

"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."

"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."

sounds like boys are gay.

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googlechroming:

hanabananana:

‘MAKES 12 CUPCAKES’ IT SAIDimageHA

imageHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HELP ME

you’re the person in my maths book arent you

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thosemidnightdrives:


I WANT THE SERIES REWRITTEN TO INCLUDE THIS BECAUSE
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sarahseemssilly:


theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.
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amazing-things-happen-every-day:

voovoov:

sniikt:

tell me it’s not only me

and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable


it’s all humans’ secret urge to perch in trees and be birds
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straightallies:


grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub
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